The Fortress of Servitude
terezidactyl:

irishcob:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

[inconsolable sobbing] z zOOSMEL PPOO PL ORD

terezidactyl:

irishcob:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! 

What will the name of this young man be?

[inconsolable sobbing] z zOOSMEL PPOO PL ORD

godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favorite teacher/school related posts

tardis-mind-palace:

ineffablyserpentine:

my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her

like they stole a street sign 

that said the street name

they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school

and all 100 kids were like stealing signs

my english teacher was the head of a crime ring

I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…

even though all the signs were there

babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

With the certainty of tides,

Just like hopes springing high,

Still I’ll rise. 

ascandalinreichenbach:

dark-inertia:

waiting4codot:

realifeshit:

wow THIS THO

Someday, I hope to actually laugh at these comics.

but seriously fuck people who think our generation had everything handed to us. we may not be first generation college students, but we’re paying double/triple what you paid for an education of more questionable quality. i’m not saying we don’t have it better, but we’re not as lazy as you think.

plus, a college education doesn’t mean what it used to. I know people who have degrees who are still working in retail because there are too many people who are qualified for the job they want.

zohbugg:

1940’s Pinups: DC Comic’s Bombshells

BUY THEM HERE!

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

ethelreds:

ok.  ”it had too much singing in it” is not an adequate criticism of a musical.  did u go in expecting something different??  wow lots of music in that musical.  wish they’d warn us about that.  maybe they should rename it. these singing spectacles needs to be referred to something that would indicate their musical nature.

like who are you.  where did you even come from.  go back to mars